SONG: SAFE IN MY LAUNDROMAT



MAYBE I WAS WRONG, LIFE IN A MUSICAL AIN'T SO BAD
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT
I CAN DO WHAT I WANT GET EVERYTHING I NEVER HAD
SHE'S NOT SO UPTIGHT!

NOW I UNDERSTAND HOW THIS ALL WORKS
I CAN LOVE MY JOB AND MEN AREN'T JERKS
WHAT DR FISHBEIN CALLED A FANTASY,
HAS NOW BECOME MY NEW REALITY.


I'M SAFE
I'M SO SAFE
SAFE IN MY LAUNDROMAT.

I'M SAFE.
I'M SO SAFE
SAFE IN MY LAUNDROMAT.


THERE'S NOT MUCH TO DO, WE JUST HAVE TO SING AND DANCE
YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACT!
NO TIME TO BE TOO DEEP NOW THIS IS OUR BEST CHANCE
THAT'S A FACT.

SAY GOODBYE TO ALL SUBTLETY.
NOW THE PRESSURE'S OFF AND WE ARE FREE
THERE'LL BE TOURING SHOWS ACROSS THE NATION
SINGING SONGS ABOUT MASTURBATION.


I'M SAFE
I'M SO SAFE
SAFE IN MY LAUNDROMAT.

I'M SAFE.
I'M SO SAFE
SAFE IN MY LAUNDROMAT.


(spoken) How could I have been so blind?
How could Dr Fishbein have been so wrong?
Who WOULDN'T want to live their lives
While singing a song!

(spoken) I've spent too much time being pathetic
But now we'll really enjoy our lives
As long as we stay together
And stay away from ex-wives

(spoken) I've gone from man to man
And never found "the one"
Now I've got guaranteed employment
And a couple of songs that are fun.

(spoken) I thought girls would always ignore me
But now all debts are paid
As long as I stay here with Phoebe,
There's a pretty good chance I'll get laid.

I'M SAFE
I'M SO SAFE
SAFE IN MY LAUNDROMAT.




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