BEEN DATELESS FOR THREE WEEKS IN A ROW

THE PRESSUREíS BUILDING, SOMETHINGíS GONNA BLOW.

THEREíS ONLY ONE PLACE WHERE I CAN TURN,

I KNOW IN HELL IíM GONNA BURN

BUT WHY DOESNíT ANYBODY UNDERSTAND

THAT IíM IN LOVE WITH MY HAND.

DID IT CONSTANTLY AS A KID

I THOUGHT I MIGHT GO BLIND FROM WHAT I DID.

MY PARENTS WERE NOT OVERJOYED

WHEN I SHOOK HANDS WITH THE UNEMPLOYED.

BUT WHY DOESNíT ANYBODY UNDERSTAND

THAT IíM IN LOVE WITH MY HAND.

EVERYBODY SAID THAT I WAS SICK

COMINí UP WITH THE SHORT END OF THE STICK.

YOU KNOW THEY NEVER HAD ANY QUALMS

MAKINí THEIR OWN HAIRY PALMS

SO WHY DOESNíT ANYBODY UNDERSTAND

THAT IíM IN LOVE WITH MY HAND?




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