Gary is a world class cuckcold. No one since the begining of time has been so taken in by an unfaithful woman as Gary has. Gary is both bitter and clueless. Tenor/baritone. Sings leads in "It All Comes Out in the Wash", "Popcorn", "Lint", and "Safe in my Laundromat". Sings chorus in "Evil Kitty", "Big Hair, Broken Heart", and "A Musical Miracle". Age: 30's - 40's.